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Wednesday, 25 September 2019

NDUMBA DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

There was drama at Eldoret  morning after a 56-year-old man physically got stuck inside his wife’s sister.
The father of five was found in the act with his sister-in-law at a Nakuru town lodging, which they booked on Monday night.
A night fun transformed into a dawn of pain as the duo screamed for help after failing to extricate themselves from the embarrassing situation.
Lodging attendants acting on hearing the screams rushed to the room where the two were booked and broke the door, only to find the two ‘lover birds’ physically stuck.
The man’s wife, Nancy waswa  confessed to seeking witchdoctor’s intervention as her husband has been engaging in flings with different women, prompting her to take action.
Nancy , who lives with her husband in chavakali town confessed to paying a local witchdoctor, dr. ndumba kshs.25000  to enable her nab her rogue husband.
“This woman (nancy) came to me complaining that her husband was unfaithful. I told her to write the name of her husband on a piece of paper, after which I will use a traditional stick  (concoction) to lock him and his lover up. As evident,. I lock up philandering couples for Ksh25000,. The cost of separating a stuck couple would be incurred by the victims,” said ndumba
nancy said that her husband claimed that he was travelling to Mombasa for a week to purchase a vehicle only to go to Nakuru with her sister, even after absconding family responsibilities.
“I live in chavakali  town with my husband. We have been married for 20 years; and have five children together. He has been unfaithful for the longest time I know. Last week, we sold a parcel of land to buy a car that we would use in business. Instead of going to Mombasa to buy the car, he took my younger sister to Eldoret  to engage in sexual activities with her. I am the one paying for my sister’s education,” said Nancy .
“When my efforts to contain my husband’s philandering ways proved unsuccessful, I sought the services of ndumba, who has helped me. I recommend him to anyone whose marriage is facing similar problems to mine. I thank ndumba. Let the incident serve as a lesson to my husband,” added nancy.
ndumba accompanied Nancy to eldoret town, where she performed rituals using different concoctions to separate the two.
“Please forgive me my sister. The man offered me Ksh2,000 for sex. I also stole all the money he was to use on buying a car. Please forgive me, my sister. I am tired. I have learnt my lesson the hard way (writhes in pain),” nancy’s sister cried.
“My wife, I beg you. Please forgive me. I will not repeat the mistake I did. Forgive me (cries),” begged nancy’s husband.
Police ineldoret town arrested the man.

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